if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
i wish people had crushes on me